onsdag 10 juli 2019

25 craziest ways of ´committing suicide´

Death often comes unexpectedly.












All the following examples are based on real events that actually have occurred. No names are given here with respect to their relatives and families:

1. Spike reusable metal drinking straws through your eyeball into the brain.
2. Cut yourself on your wineglass while drinking.
3. Drink drive on a jet ski.
4. F--k yourself to death.
5. Train yourself to death.
6. Get kicked by your own horse.
7. Get eatened alive by your own watchdogs.
8. Jump from a plane and the parachute tragically doesn´t unfold.
9. Get killed in a helicopter crash after having watched a great game.
10. Eat yourself to death at your own restaurant.
11. Electrocute yourself with a hairdryer or Iphone in the bath tub.
12. Get electrocuted by a microphone while performing in church.
13. Get an orange clove in your throat.
14. Eat too much protein.
15. Get eatened alive by sharks or crocodiles.
16. Go on a mission to Africa and get shot while ´helping´.
17. Interview the wrong person.
18. Cut yourself to death on the window glass while breaking into a house.
19. Climb Mount Everest or K2.
20. Get killed by your own car just outside the garage.
21. Dehydrate yourself before a boxing match.
22. Crash with a hang glider in the splendid swiss alps.
23. Party yourself to death like a real rock star.
24. Get chopped to pieces by your own lawnmover.
25. Die on stage during your very last performance.